Remember the joke with the Zen master, who asked the hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything"? Well, there was a continuation to it in CAUS updates:
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.? The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer. "Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.
And the hot dog vendor responds, "Change must come from within."